The Politician is already a master negotiator, a much-needed trait of all politicians and also lawyers! I was on the debate team in high school (it was actually pretty cool, don't laugh) so he must get his skills from me.
The Scene: Friend's 4th Birthday party a local farm. In the petting zoo area. All is quiet as the kids stand around the employee for instructions.
Farm employee: "OK, I'll need everyone to wash their hands before they touch the animals."
The Politician: "Yeah, I won't be needing to wash my hands-- I won't be touching the animals."
All the parents in the room absolutely died laughing. I will add that he did wash his hands, and did end up touching a big fat bunny.
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