The other day I picked up a package of Dove Peppermint Bark Dark Chocolate Promises, and they are heavenly. But your "tips" written on the inside of each wrapper are spoiling my enjoyment of the chocolate. Yesterday you suggested I "Elevate a store-bought wreath with your own trimmings".
Damn you, Martha. First of all, I'm not even sure where my store-bought wreath is, but hopefully I'll find it soon. But you want to me to "elevate" it? I don't "elevate". Things are displayed "as-is" at the Sasha house. Plus I don't have any "trimmings" and most likely won't be purchasing any either.
You also told my son to "Dress packages in candy stripes for a sweet presentation". Martha, re-using a Christmas-themed sack is about as good as it gets for us.
And to top it off, you told WC to "Dip peppermint sticks in white chocolate and nonpareils". Why don't you come over for that one and help clean up? Sounds messy to me.....
Lylas,
Sasha
6 comments:
hahahaha! that damn Martha!
Martha is so intuitive...... lol
No shit. That Martha can eat a dick, straight up.
Caren
LOL!!!! You have to laugh at Martha. My whole blog would probably disturb her greatly, as I discourage any kind of homemade-ness. ;)
But I DO love peppermint and choc... do they have it as a non-dark choc version? Mmmm...
E- the bottom IS dark chocolate- you'd love them, I think.
hahahahahhaaha! LOVE IT!
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