THE SETUP by Meghan Quinn
Release Date: September 10th
Genre: Romantic Comedy
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BLURB:
I’ve fallen victim to a heinous
act.
An act so vile, so downright dirty, that I’m not sure as a twenty-year-old man
I'll ever recover. Brace yourself, because what I’m about to tell you
might have you gasping in secondhand horror.
Ready? Here it goes . . .
I’ve recently become the pawn of a meddling mom.
Yes . . . A MEDDLING MOM--who's been trying to set me up all summer.
Now, I understand it’s not a crime for a mother to want her child to fall in love,
but when she makes it her relentless MISSION, the heinous act should be
classified as a misdemeanor at least.
Of course, my mom, the evil matriarch in the devil’s leggings, made her final
stab at finding a girl for me days before I went back to college.
And I hate to admit it, but she saved a doozy for last.
A titan in black skinny jeans.
A boss of nonchalance.
And a girl who would not only turn my life upside down, but do it while
juggling a soccer ball, looking effortlessly gorgeous around campus, and
is one hundred percent against relationships. Of any sort.
Thanks, Mom.
PROLOGUE:
**LINCOLN**
I’ve fallen victim to a heinous act.
An act so vile, so downright dirty,
that I’m not sure . . .
as a son,
as a member of society,
as a twenty-year-old man . . . I
will ever recover.
Ever.
I see the concern in your eyes, your
hand wandering up your chest to clutch the collar of your sensible cotton
shirt, scared to find out the truth.
Brace yourself against something
sturdy, because what I’m about to tell you might just knock you back on your
ass in horror.
*Deep breaths, everyone*
I’ve recently become the pawn of a
meddling mom.
Yup, you read that right. A MEDDLING
mom.
The bane of a son’s existence.
I know what you’re
wondering . . . what did she do? Make me pick up my socks
during summer break?
*Eye-rolling*
*Woe is you*
*Grow up*
You grow up!
Ehhh, that was a little harsh. But
before you go and put your judgy face on, you need to know the difference
between a nagging mom and a meddling mom.
A nagging mom is one who storms into
the living room while you’re trying to watch the series finale of Game of
Thrones, complaining about the dishes in the sink you swore you’d take care
of once you found out who took the throne.
Nag, nag, nag—part of the daily
routine of the person who birthed you, or in this case, one of two moms who
adopted me.
But a meddling mom, oh boy. They’re
a fresh kind of hell wrapped up in high-waisted leggings and muted tunics. This
isn’t some everyday mom who texts you GIFs of squirrels playing with a hula
hoop. Nope, meddling moms have an agenda.
An agenda that they believe benefits
their children. But it really benefits them . . . and only
them.
In this case, my mom’s agenda: get
Lincoln to fall in love.
I understand it’s not a crime for a
mother to want her child to fall in love, but let me tell you. When she makes
it her mission when you’re home from college, it should be classified as a
misdemeanor.
That’s right, all freaking summer,
my mom has made it her duty to set me up with girl after girl, all of whom
she’s met in our hometown Kalamazoo, Michigan. I’d like to say I’m exaggerating
that she made a list and set me up with every eligible girl—one by
one—but I’m not.
I saw the Excel spreadsheet on her
computer.
Girls who were highlighted in red
were a no-go.
Girls in green still had a fighting
chance.
Girls in yellow? Apparently, I had
lukewarm interaction with them, but they showed promise.
Why is she so desperate for me to
fall head over heels?
Can you believe she’s been spending
time on the Internet, researching relationship statuses of major league
baseball players? Well, she has. Too much time. And she said she didn’t
want me to end up forty, about to retire, with nothing to say for my life other
than that I was able to throw a ball off a mound.
She also wants a girl to fawn over.
When my mothers were adopting, Mom
hoped for a girl, but Mama hoped for a boy. Don’t get me wrong, my mom loves me
more than anything—hence the meddling and nagging—but she always wanted to do
girly things with me, like have tea parties, get our toenails done, shit like
that.
Side note: I’ve done the pedicure
thing with her, and it’s not that bad.
But she wants a daughter, and
apparently, a daughter-in-law is the next best thing.
Which brings me back to my summer of
“not love.” I wanted nothing to do with these girls and after my mom’s eighth
attempt to set me up—yes, eight—I told her enough was enough. I was done.
And thankfully she
listened . . . until the last Saturday before I left for
school.
The evil matriarch in the devil’s
leggings made her final stab at finding a girl for me.
And I hate to admit it, but she
saved a doozy for last.
A fucking titan in black skinny
jeans.
A boss of nonchalance.
And a girl who will not only turn my
life upside down, but do it while juggling a soccer ball, looking effortlessly
gorgeous, and is one hundred percent against relationships. Of any sort.
Thanks, Mom.
*Thumbs up*
Your meddling has made me absolutely
miserable.
About the Author:
USA Today Bestselling Author, wife, adoptive mother, and peanut butter lover. Author of romantic comedies and contemporary romance, Meghan Quinn brings readers the perfect combination of heart, humor, and heat in every book.
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